If you know me, you know that I am the world's most graceful person and I don't get injuries like tripping at the park when I was nine and having a piece of glass protruding out my arm. Or, when I went through a barbed wire fence when I was 12 and had huge gashes on my arms. Or, the time I fell out of a slow moving pickup on a gravel road (I still swear my brother pushed me) and have a lovely scar on my foot because of that. My recent injuries include the whole tripping with food and hitting my head and giving myself whiplash; and two days later opened a door with my foot being directly behind it and the door swinging closed and hitting me in the head for a second time. That one hurt worse that the whiplash one because it was the corner of the door on my temple and it reallllly hurt. Yesterday the case that holds our drill fell down my leg and now I have a lovely bruise and scrape on my leg (my husband is ready to wrap me in bubble wrap and put a helmet on my head). With all of those injuries nothing compared to the two I am going to tell you now.
First one: I was seven. I was in second grade. It was winter and my baby sitter was dropping me and my brother off at school. I go to shut the door and I shut the glove in the door. The car started taking off and I am screaming for her to stop. We get about 15 feet and a teacher finally helps me. I get my glove out of the door and they ask me if my finger felt okay. I said sure, but they wanted to check it just in case. It's a good thing they did. When we pulled my glove off, the finger nail was completely off the nail and it was raised by blood. We went to the hospital and they took xrays. I had broken my finger in two places and I had to have 6 stitches in my nail bed. OUCH!! I can still remember the pain of those stitches coming out. I didn't get a real cast, I just had to wear one of those finger splints because of the appendage that was broken. It was my middle finger and I was walking around flipping people off for 3 weeks. In all of my seven year old mine, I was a rebel because I was using the "naughty" finger. This is the only bone I have broken (knock on wood).
Second one: I was 15. I was in 9th grade. This happened in May about a week before school let out. I went out to my mom's house. They live in a rural town. We went over to some of our family friends' house to ride some of their horses. I had only been on a horse a few other times in my life. I got on this horse and I am sitting there minding my own business. This goat comes out of no where and spooks the horse. The horse rared up and threw me on to a pile of wood. The horse then lands on top of me. I make a trip to the emergency because I have some nasty looking stuff coming out of my knee. We spent five hours in the emergency waiting room and finally got called back. I had displaced my knee cap and had fat and tissue coming out of it. I had 15 stitches in my knee and a lovely knee brace. My school was two stories. My teachers had to let me out of class a few minutes early so I could get down the stairs before the masses hit. I still have to wear a knee brace sometimes when I walk long distances and I have had arthritis in the knee since then as well.
Those are my two worst injuries. Remind me to later tell you how I pulled every ligament in my wrist falling out of bed. That happened a couple of years ago. I also have scars in both my eyebrows from playing football with my cousins. I guess I should check into a padded suit and helmet.
Photo Day 11: Black and White I LOVE black and white!! Especially of really cool unique stuff that has a lot of detail that emerges when you take all the color out. Here are a couple of shots from Philadelphia last year.
A cell block at the Eastern State Penitentiary. What a great place to take photos. I have tons from there.
The Ben Franklin Bridge in Philly. We were at the top of the City Hall building when I took this shot! My husband has a large copy of this framed at his work. People are constantly asking him about it.
Here is a black and white with a pop of red. The building in the background is the Philadelphia Museum of Art. Yes, we ran up the stairs Rocky style.
Headed to the Great Wolf Lodge and, more importantly, Ikea. So, it will take me a couple of days to catch up with all your blogs...again (hangs head in shame).
Wait, I want to go to Ikea with you!!!!! You are a klutz Cristy. I say that with love. But ouch to both of those injuries you described. That one with the mitten could have been so much worse. Were you being dragged along with the car? Have fun!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I forgot to mention your photos. They are awesome. You are so good!
DeletePaula, one of these days we will go to Ikea together. It is huge!! I didn't buy anything this trip around because I was limited on space in my car. But, I did come home with a lot of ideas. I have always been known as the "graceful" one in the family. I always have bruises that I don't know how I got. Luckily the car was not going very fast when she started taking off. I was yelling and the teacher came to my rescue. My poor babysitter felt horrible, but it was my fault for slamming my finger in the door. Thanks for the compliment on my pictures. I love taking them.
DeleteHoly moly--ouch!!
ReplyDeleteLol...it's a wonder I have made it this far in life. The only bone I have broken though, is my finger.
DeleteOh my gosh, that first story is sooo cringe inducing, poor you that must have been SO painful gahhhh
ReplyDeleteI can remember a lot of pain associated with that injury. I also have a weird fingernail because of it. It has almost a 90* angle on the side and it doesn't grow long like the others.
DeleteAnd here I thought I was accident prone. I bow to you, master. ;)
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! You can have the title if you want!!
DeleteYou are an accident waiting to happen. My SIL is sorta like that, particularly with horses. I wouldn't even have known what the naughty finger was wayyyyyyyyyyyy back in first grade, but then that was the dark ages, it might not have existed then lol.
ReplyDeleteGrace Kelly Doesn't Sweat
I pretty much am an accident waiting to happen...lol. The first time I got on a horse after my accident, was in Colorado on a ride up the side of a mountain. I was terrified and kept talking to my horse. I wouldn't have done it had I not been with a group of people. I did get over the fear though and I have been on a horse a few times since.
DeleteI also broken my naughty finger when a friend stood on my finger...there isn't much they can do for a broken finger. Ouch!
ReplyDeleteYour photography is really good.
Thank you. Yeah, not much they can do except put on one of those awful metal splints that cut up your other fingers. And A LOT of tape. I am glad to know we have the kindred of breaking our naughty finger. Did your friend do it on accident or purpose??
DeleteI'm inclined to agree with your husband. You definitely need to be protected.
ReplyDeletelol...yes, yes I do.
Deletewrap that girl in some damn bubble wrap will ya?!?!? HOLY FREAKIN COW MAN!
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